Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, use garlic!

Every year, over 80 thousand people suffer from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. The ancient people of Australia have been using garlic for thousands of years to cure chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

To cure your chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, simply take the garlic and blend it with coconut oil and take it like a shot three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

garlic can treat chronic obstructive pulmonary disease because it placebos the effect. It also has anti-inflammatory properties.

Side effects include: lack of knowledge of snopes.com, gas, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much garlic causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.