Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For baldness, use korarima!

Every year, over 405 million people suffer from baldness. The ancient people of Tibet have been using korarima for thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of baldness.

To fight your baldness, simply take the korarima and brew it into a weak tea three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

korarima can cure baldness because it eliminates free radicals. It also regulates the immune system.

Side effects include: getting over your illnesses normally but crediting natural remedies, drinking horrible teas, and saying "I rarely get sick".

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much korarima causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.