Excerpts from Joe Biden's 2/16/2005 fake speech

Hear one another. Look at what you've done so far.

Transcript

Millions of Americans who have bilked billions of dollars in resources and attention into stabilizing Afghanistan to decide on what government used to spend 2 percent of the nation. To rebuild the system works. That's America. That's what this law is a blue-collar blueprint to rebuild the backbone of America.The United States remains committed to a strong foundation for COVID-19 vaccine shots into people's arms in 100 days, we will have proven once again something I have said time and time again until they're probably tired of hearing me say it--we've been made aware by our intelligence leaders are confident that the--with the Taliban: If they attack our personnel of our allies, there are additional SIV card holders, there are additional 100 million shots in people's arms in my first 100 days.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

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