Excerpts from Barack Obama's 3/21/2011 fake speech

Andrew Beatty, AFP.

And most of all, I want to thank two outstanding service. This is what I don't agree with me, and we start once again that the Constitution supported by an airlift of hope, and where you don't make apologies for that. We have to think about those issues as soon as possible, even in the factory floor.

My grandparents who are in our thoughts and prayers, obviously our biggest asset was the communities in the impending battle, the walls we must tear down.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.