Excerpts from Joe Biden's 11/14/2020 fake speech

Congratulations to the longest walk any parent can make is up a short flight of stairs to his child's bedroom to say, I'm sorry. I lost my job. We can't be here anymore. Like my Dad told me when he lost his job in Scranton.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.