Excerpts from Joe Biden's 7/15/2007 fake speech

So God bless you all. And may God bless America and to the world. It's who we are, and we can.

That is what we do together as one country, and unions built the middle class built the middle class grows, the poor have a ladder up and the middle class built the middle class built the middle class built the middle that is sort of like--it looks like a playground and single-story buildings connected and prosperity. One year later, the Solidarity movement took hold in Poland. And while it's been hard and messy--and yes, far from perfect--I've honored that commitment. And thanks to the law I wrote and we signed, big companies will still make a considerable power.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.